Totes Bro

Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.

"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."

Totes Bro by Totesbro January 20, 2012

totes awks 

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

totes awks by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

totes mcscrotes 

An even cooler term for the work totes magotes, it originalted from a popular YouTuber named Markiplier.

Man 1:"Dude did you see that video Markiplier put up?"
Man 2:"Yeah! It was totes mcscrotes epic!"
Man 1:"So, want to get some t?"
Man 2:"Now THAT would be totes mcscrotes."

totes mcscrotes by The late and great nipple man January 8, 2014

totes ridoncs 

a shortened version of totally redonculous; even more ridiculous than totes ridics

Frank: That guy said he'd get with every girl here!

Bob: Totes ridoncs!

totes ridoncs by sillyjordo December 12, 2009

totes legit

meaning its cool or just totally legit

(cool form)

P1: Hey, look I got an IPad 2

P2: Bro, that is so totes legit!

(legit form)
P1: Hey, did you know that I have a touchscreen TV

P2: Niceee! Now thats totes legit..

totes legit by J~Swagg(: January 8, 2012

Totes Tits

(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.

To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.

Today is TOTES TITS!!!

Person 1: What do you think of this beer?
Person 2: It's TOTES TITS, Man!

Totes Tits by Btchen_B January 12, 2011

totes inappropes 

An adjective describing something that is beyond inappropriate. It is so inappropriate that it is totes inappropes.

Look at the naked man on the street humping a mailbox. That's totes inappropes.

totes inappropes by Urtotesinappropes March 11, 2005