toster scrudle

a tasty, jelly strudle on a lightly toasted whole-whear scrotum

1.My girl friend loves toster scredles

2.flavors are cum yum,strawberry slut,fudge pack-d,bananna nut buster,lemon love N/A in cherry or grape

by Aclymse October 24, 2003

tosti

"the one" who had to choose between the moth and the brain LOL

Tosti took up a cornucopia of time, and then of COURSE chose the moth. the end!

by APoC February 24, 2003

The Tostidos Fiesta Bowl

When having sex with a girl on her period, get her to cum on herself, and work it into a chunky red sauce. Then, when shes not looking, grab a tostidos chip, scopp up some of the sauce, and put it in her mouth

Man, last night i gave breana the tostidos fiesta bowl!!

by jesse gibson January 14, 2008

Toste

If you have the last name Toste, and your Portuguese then your awesome! This family loves the Portuguese cuisine and if your a guy then you more and likely love to play SWTOR, W.o.W or even L.o.L. That's how you know your a Toste. IF your a Toste and your looking for a girlfriend or you have one, her name is probably Ashley, then keep her and don't let her out of your life. Because who doesn't think that Ashley Toste sounds amazing <3

Guy: Dude, do you know that awesome Portuguese Video gamer?
Girl: Yea he's a Toste

by Toast,Toasty,Portuguese September 26, 2013

Frosty b'tosty

A person with cake frosting smeared all over their mouth

"Ryan wipe your mouth, you Frosty b'tosty."

by hyperliterider March 20, 2008

tostadocrastination

This is when you're watching TV and you have a bag of tostados and the dip, and you procrastinate opening it because you don't want to miss whats on TV.

I am procrastinating right now, by entering this definition for tostadocrastination.

by Adel7 March 28, 2009

tostito

Closeted homosexual.

The guy's clearly a Tostito, if you know what I mean...

by Hail_Catapault August 8, 2003