total package

A guy or girl who has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.

It's rare to find someone that has the total package.

by ??? August 5, 2003

total war

A series of games by Creative Assembly published by Activision or Sega. There has been 5 games and 5 expansions. The games are listed according to their release dates

Shogun Total War (set in feudal Japan)
Shogun Total War Mongol Invasion (includes a Mongol Campaign)
Medieval Total War (set in medieval Europe)
Medieval Total War Viking Invasion (set in the British isles and scandinavia)
Rome Total War (set in the late Roman Reublic to the early empire)
Spartan Total Warrior (set in a historically inaccurate world where there is already a Roman empire in 300BCE)
Rome Total War Barbarian Invasion (set in the Late Roman empire during the Volkewanderung)
Rome Total War Alexander (set in Alexander the Great's campaign in Persia)
Medieval II Total War (similar to Medieval Total war but it has more playable factions and it includes the New World)
Medieval II Total War Kingdoms (contains 4 campaigns: The New World, 13th Century Britain, Crusades and Northern Crusades, releasing August 2007)

Total War rocks! I can't wait for the Kingdoms Expansion.

by nonsense! July 16, 2007

Total Jefferson

1. A compulsive Liar,
2. Someone culpable or verbal diarrhea.

See that David Cameron?, he's a total total fucking Jefferson.
Don't listen to that total Jefferson, mate.

by anonymous_1969 March 20, 2013

totally straight

A guy is totally straight when he is completely, 100%, definitely not gay. This is the kind of guy who will let you know, at every opportunity that he isn't gay... very not gay. Boy is this guy not gay. Hey, did you ever hear him tell you about the time he was totally having sex with this chick? This guy is NOT GAY... just ask him... or don't, he'll tell you anyway.

"Man, I'm so totally straight. I would never have sex with a dude, I have sex with women! Did I mention that I'm straight?"

by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009

totalled

To so severely damage a vehicle, typically a car (automobile), that it is a total write-off, that is beyond economic repair

This guy in a 4x4 just pulled out of a side road and totalled my car, it looked as if it had been hit by a snow plough(plow)

by Martin George September 24, 2004

totally ass

- a phrase used to describe something that is outrageously awesome; the best of its kind

- used to convey "awesomeness with attitude"

- used when no other adjectives will suffice (ex: cool, awesome, sick -- just won't cut it)

"Girl, your mullet makes you look so sassy. Really, it's totally ass."

"Dad's new corduroy shirt is totally ass."

"Dude, those hubcaps are so sick. Totally ass."

by assgirl November 24, 2011

Totalihairian

A political regime or movement that restricts or dictates hair style.

With the recent crackdown on mullets and pony tails, Iran has become a totalihairian State.

by recon cornelius July 13, 2010