tooling

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool

Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

Toobin

A definition coined by recent actions of a news reporter who was caught exposing his penis during a conference call on zoom.

To expose your genitals during a zoom, or any other online video conference call.

Person A: Johnny was toobin during our last zoom call.

Person B: Again? That guy is such a pervert!

by Arty1976 October 19, 2020

toobin

A term used to describe the act of being caught masturbating on webcam by work colleagues or others that wren't intended to be witnesses of the act.

Bob got caught toobin last week by his boss. He was forced to take a permanent leave of absence afterwards.

by That Guy CC October 20, 2020

Toobin it

Getting caught doing a sexual act on a zoom call.

I thought I'd turned off the camera for the zoom call and got caught wanking. I'm getting fired for toobin it.

by Qapla83 October 26, 2020

Zoom Toobin

When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.

He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.

by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020

tooting the rock

slang term for someone who partakes in smoking crack.

Mavis decided that after her marathon boaby supper that she needed to take the edge off, and proceeded to toot the rock whilst recieving a cleveland steamer from Rick. Tooting the rock took her mind off the fact that she had just recieved a hot carl.

by gmac2k November 2, 2009

Tooting

A place in south-west London, do not visit tooting unless u want 2 be mugged, stabbed or shot in the head! A ruff place wher de evil and most gangsta of the world tend to live! Cousins with streatham an area best not risked unless in a very large group of weapon carrying gangster guys!!!

Boy: wanna cum my yard?
Girl: Wher u live?
Boy: Tooting.
Girl: Hell no i aint going there homie i dnt wanna be killed!!!

by LilMissME September 25, 2005