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I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.
Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.
by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009
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Not today

A phrase about the God of Death. often spoken By Arya Stark Lady of Winterfell in times of hardship.

Not today Night king
There is only one God

and his is name is Death.

And there is only one thing

we say to Death.

“Not today”
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Today

The day it is now. Yesterday is always in the past and even tomorrow will be today when we get there.
Yesterday is gone, tomorrow's far off, today is for living. Enjoy it.
by Ceejay44 August 26, 2017
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Not Today *cough*

Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.
Good morning Intertek how can i direct your call.

Nancy its Bryce I know work starts in 30 seconds but Not today *Cough* I'm sick.
by The Blue Falcon September 9, 2009
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Today

The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.
Today is a great day.
by A-person_yay May 9, 2014
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tomable

That girl is definitely a tomable!
by Stallionator April 14, 2009
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potayto tomahto

Pronunciation:
/póteɪtoʊ təˈmɑ təʊ/

Definitions:
1. (idiomatic) Used to suggest that two apparently similar things are actually different from each other.

2. (idiomatic) Used to admit that there is a distinction between two close things when the speaker previously maintained there was no distinction.

Etymology:
Uses American English and British English pronunciations of the words potato and tomato. Adaptation of the interchangeable sayings, “potato potahto” and “tomayto tomahto.” Parodied allusion to George Gershwin's song "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off": "You like tomatoes (/təˈmeɪtoʊz/) and I like tomatoes (/təˈmɑ toʊz/)".

Synonyms:
tomayto potahto

Antonyms:
potayto potahto, tomayto tomahto, same difference
1. “What was in that burrito?”
Aluminum foil
“Wait... I asked what was ‘in’ it, not what was ‘on’ it.”
“Potayto tomahto
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