My left toenail

A toenail on the left of your body/if you have a extra toenail somewhere ells

My left toenail is on my foot

by hello guys i make good info October 22, 2020

tough kitty toenails

used as a replacement for the term "tough."

"My cat just died!"
"Tough kitty toenails."

by joeseph325 June 18, 2021

Toenail Muncher

a person that has a foot fetish, a sexual desier for feet

Tom:erm, can i lick your feet?
Lucy: Ewww! no way you dirty toenail muncher

by thunderclaps December 20, 2009

cooler than the polar bear's toenail

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

Can you kill someone with a toenail?

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.

Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily

by Indian Atari October 18, 2021

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

Toenails

Someone who is jammed soooo far up someone else's ass-hole that the only visible thing that's sticking out is their toenails. A brown-noser, a teacher's pet, a suck-up.

Robert: Did you see Toenails sucking up to the boss earlier?
Nick: Yeah bro, I puked in my mouth a little bit. What a dick.

by anonymous November 17, 2023