Thornback 

A picky lady over 26. Lover of quiet, hater of drama. Never married.

The thornback lived wherever she wanted and did whatever she liked with all her time and money. She may have had a few cats

Thornback by Pi3141 March 23, 2019

Póg mo thón 

Irish or Scots Gaelic for: Kiss my ass

A stand alone sentence: "Póg mo thón!"

Póg mo thón by Bad Haggis August 21, 2003

Chowder thong 

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

Chowder thong by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011

thonking 

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.

person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.

thonking by Sezziex July 10, 2017

thong 

the word used in Australia, to define flip flops.

eh mate, where you get your thongs from?

thong by mint chip girl May 13, 2011

absorbent thong

For those sassy seniors who have had it with those disturbingly obvious adult diapers.....say hello to Absorbent Thong! Our patented shoestring suction technology consumes every ounce of urine or poop it encounters!

I haven't felt like I was this young and sexy since i was young thanks to absorbent thong...did i leave the oven on?

Dude...check out that sweet ass!
Dude...shes like 70!!
I'd do her!!
Me too!!
Here's to Absorbant Thong!!

absorbent thong by Lunicus December 3, 2011

thong 

A permanent wedgie that you will never get rid of

I can't seem to get this wedgie out...oh wait that's my thong.

thong by thonglover123 December 16, 2011