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Think abour it

Would you eat a grilled cheese sandwich for 18 billion dollars?
That shit gose hard
Think abour it
Would you eat a grilled cheese sandwich for 18 billion dollars?
That shit gose hard
Think abour it
by Thinkabourit September 16, 2021
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Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.
If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.
by irish_luvr April 20, 2009
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Think, Thank, Thonk

Terms used to describe the sexual potential of an individual. Origins of the terms date back as far as 2007 as a sign of appreciation of the attractivness of certain people, beginning with the phrase "Wow, just to THINK... the amount of women he's had...".

Recent complications and celebrity culture has fogged the definitions of each, but a rough guide is that a Think is usually an individual who would gain many sexual partners within their local area, usually for being particularly handsome or wealthy. Next level is a Thank, usually a minor celebrity who generates a medium level of fame within their country due to exposure from tabloid newspapers. A reality TV contestant is usually considered a small Thank, whereas a mildly-exposed professional sports person is regarded as a high Thank.
Finally is a Thonk, a highly-acclaimed term used only for those with Worldwide appeal i.e. George Clooney, David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, etc. A-list individuals who would get pretty much any member of the opposite (and same for that matter) sex in any counrty in the world they visited. These select few could literally click their fingers at the opposite sex and order "Come here now you fucking twat cunt and suck my cock NOW!", and the person would happily oblige. It is not necessary for these people to be amazingly good looking; people with extremely high distinction in their fields are lauded as Thonks, eg. Dame Judi Dench, George W. Bush, Professor Robert Winston, Jackie Chan, and Donald Trump.
"See how that white girl looked at that DJ at our local club? He's definitely a Think."

"Man, I wanna go on Big Brother, I'd become a Thank and fuck bare buff bitches."

"David Beckham is TOO killer handsome. See how he got to that Japanese airport and all those gorgeous Japanese women were fighting to get to him and trying to rip his clothes off. He's too much of a Thonk. He would draw any gash he wanted."

"Is he a Think, Thank, Thonk?"
by George Payne April 10, 2008
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think nipple

The mouse button on your laptop between letters G, H and B.
My touchpad isn't working, I'll have to use the think nipple instead
by Auditor David February 28, 2008
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Think Outside the Fox

The ability for a conservative right wing loony to actually listen to something besides Fox news and comprehend what they say.
Joe may be a dumb as a rock republican bigot but he does listen to other radio/tv news stations and can think outside the Fox.
by Cactus Head December 10, 2011
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Think Tank

Conference room that is used more often to have sex in than actually come up with ideas for the company.
Guy#1: Wow i can't believe Jason choked in the Think Tank.

Guy#2: Wrong time to let loose a stinky fart.
by Jaehoal P. Owns October 21, 2011
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Think About It

Used when someone says something that, in the hands of someone with a dirty mind, can sound sexual.
"Pound it!"
"LOL!"
"What?"
"Think about it!"
by ITS FUCKING ME YOU BITCHES! February 19, 2010
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