The revenge of the katoot

It’s when you hold in a fart while playing kahoot, you win first place then you rip it. But then you take a nasty shit right afterwards

Sarah: hi angel where are you?
Angel: the revenge of the katoot has came for me
Sarah: oh.. sorry dude

by 🕷 grunger 🕷 May 5, 2019

The Reverse Michael Jackson

When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.

Damn bro last night was crazy, i gave my girl “the Reverse Michael Jackson”

by SlimJesus03 December 21, 2020

FTR (F**K The Revival)

A phrase used by pro wrestler Cody Rhodes mocking the WWE tag-team "The Revival"

1, 2, 3, FTR (F**k The Revival)!!

by terdorks April 18, 2018

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

The Revolution

1. The Bolshevik Revolution of 1917

2. The phantom changes that will come about in the near-to-distant future; often uttered with bewildered, watery eyes gazing into a bleak distance, typically an overcast, smog-ridden urban skyline.

We shall elect a gay woman president....after the revolution.

by Albert Miaskovsky March 11, 2004

The Reverse Woodchipper

Also called "the Jacob," this term describes when a woman or gay man fists a man up the asshole so far that he farts blood on the fister's face.

Finn was covered in blood because she gave Jacob The Reverse Woodchipper.

by Kingdom winning June 14, 2011

The Reverse Anal Pilgrim

To cut of your partners head with anykind of sharp object (preferrably a lawnmower blade) while in the act of intercourse and then fuck your dead partner in the anal cavity (asshole) while dressed in traditional pilgrim clothing.

Person 1 - Did you take care of that whore girlfriend of yours.

Person 2 - Yeah, i cut that bitch's head clear off, and then i used the reverse anal pilgrim on her before i disposed of the body.

Person 1 - Thats pretty goddamn impressive!!

Person 2 - I Know Right?

by Jon Carson August 30, 2009