The Simpsons

1. something old that tries to act young

2. an extremely horrific act of greed. coined because of the network's FOX milking of an the simpsons series

bill cosby is such a the simpsons

The Simpsons by Phil January 15, 2005

The Simpsons

#1 A show that's plot revolves around stupid, horrible charectors that are clueless about everything and anything, and make childish jokes about other people. There is hardly any story because the writers have focused the show on celebritys and charectors, just like Family Guy, Only Family Guy can get at least one retarded laugh out of you.

#2 The best show in television history

#1 (Milhouse of Sand and Fog, Season 17)
Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.

#2 (The Shinning, Season 5)
Moe: All right, Homer, what'll it be?
Homer: Moe, give me a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why would I want to kill my family?
Moe: Uhh... they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy! La, la, la, la, la, la, la! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer!

^ The Simpsons

The Simpsons by Spikesy July 8, 2006

The Simpsons

Let me tell all of you stupid ass clowns,we dont care if you dont like the same things we do.So go FUCK OFF!

Hahahaha! You like the Simpsons and they suck!
Me:Could I give less of a fuck?

The Simpsons by Gman May 5, 2003

The Simpsons

I've always liked The Simpsons, and for all the people who are trying to act like "die hard" fans of the show.. You can't pick and choose seasons you like, and say others sucked, because that makes you a poser. Don't know the word? Look it up. Only a true fan would embrace EVERY episode, old OR new, and not bitch and complain like attention starved hookers about how it's gotten "stale" or whatever.. And as for all the rest who have nothing but negative shit to say about the show, why the fuck would you even be posting on this thread anyhow? oh, that's right! to get some god damn attention. So how about you run along and have mommy change your diapers, and come back when you've stopped acting like whiny ass cry baby bitches! The Simpsons always has been, and always will be great. And seems as though this is a thread about THE SIMPSONS, how about all you fucktard panty waste ass bags take your talk about other cartoons and put them where the fuck they belong...?

Random poster on Urban Dictionary threads: Hey let me leave a defenition on here that has absolutely nothing to do with The Simpsons.. And afterwards, I'll go cheat on the sheep with my sister, and later stick my baby dick all up in my dads ass, cause I'm a brain dead dick breathed ball-less bitch ya'll...

The Simpsons by dilly faggot dicks r 4 chicks! June 6, 2009

The simpsons

The greatest TV show on Earth. Period. Although I admit the newer episodes are kind of getting stale. I mean, can we get a topic other than Marge and Homer's marriage failing? But as I said before, it's still great. The older ones are my favorite.

The Simpsons are hilarious! They're better than South Park and Family Gay.

The simpsons by Lieutenant Tarpit July 23, 2004

The Simpsons

Premiered first on The Tracy "Ugly Bitch" Show on HBO, then came to Fox, was good for a about 9 seasons, and then got boring, Family Guy came along took the same basic concept of a family but made it funnier, now The Simpsons is going to the shitter and The Griffins own.

Homer: We have three children?

Peter: Let's see, Chris, Stewie, and... Megatron! Sweeeet!

The Simpsons by Brian August 4, 2004

the simpsons

See Bart stool.

The simpsons are on FOX.

the simpsons by Elgeoharris December 12, 2003