Shoveling

the act of shoveling something.

Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.

by RITM March 22, 2008

Shovel spoon

A spoon in a shape of a shovel it's a real thing search it up on google

OMG I can't believe shovels evolved into spoons . Doesn't that make a shovel spoon

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

shovel break

When someone fucks you so hard in the ass that you shit yourself on the person that is fucking you

Timmy " my ass hurts form that shovel break today"

by shovel breaker January 23, 2017

Shovel Girl

Miranda a ratchet southern girl gets her ass beat by getting hit with a shovel in the head by another ratchet hoe.

Ratchet country girl hit in the head with a shovel. Shovel girl gets Mayweather'ed.

by ThatDefiner May 06, 2014

shovel cats

Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.

Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2007

Shovel Hater

One who dislikes innovation. One who was against the first invention or idea of something that was later considered commonplace. Unwilling to change because of tradition or convention.

Phil: "Guys don't listen to Jim, shovels are a terrible idea. If we just use our hands we can save our resources to do something else and be more efficient."
-later-
Steve: "Ugh Phil is so stupid! Using our hands blows!"
Rob: "Yea, I know; Hes such a shovel hater."

"Why would I get an iPhone when I have a perfectly good Nokia phone right here."-shovel hater

"The sun obviously revolves around the earth"- shovel hater

by desomond May 11, 2015

shovel hands

Name given to Coolm Mckee for his huge mother fucking hands!

Look at coolms shovel hands!

by Mwuahasd January 05, 2010