Kardashians

A messed family that nobody really cares about except middle-aged women.

Mike: Does anyone really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only yoir mom, dude.

by winwinmomatter August 5, 2012

kardashian

simply put, someones ass

My jeans are too tight...my kardashian grew.

Hey Becca, your kardashian looks great in the skirt!

by Misha Toon January 1, 2008

A Kardashian

A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.

The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.

“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”

“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”

by moj-poj May 31, 2019

Kardashians

a family who are made out of plastic

oi, if them Kardashians end up in the ocean they would just float lol

by mara. October 29, 2020

kardashian

(n) toilet bowl; common porcelain bathroom toilet

"Excuse me, I have to use the kardashian."

"Please do not flush sanitary napkins down the kardashian."

by Unka Truk September 11, 2016

Kardashian

A dysfunctional and unskilled family of theatrics that relies on dressing up as skank ho’s to achieve financial success by preying on the lower middle class audience.

Look at that Kardashian’s wannabe flipping goods for a quick buck.

by ToliyWheeler February 25, 2019

Kardashian

Ass, arse, booty, bum, butt... Kardashian.

Guy: Her kardashian was staring at me from miles
Girl: I've put on weight. My kardashian was hardly fitting into my jeans this morning

by Hotlips69 November 26, 2011