Sucker Free Countdown

An MTV show which plays pop music early in the morning to target pre-teens as 6am-8am is the usual time they get up. Performers range from your average stuck-up pop artist to Justin Bieber and his friends. A show that teaches little girls to be less independent.

Some teenagers and up into the early twenties, watch this show but the number generally declines as they get older. The repercussions of watching has pros and cons but the cons generally out weigh the pros.

I dont like real music, better watch Sucker Free Countdown.

My kids are watching Sucker Free Countdown, looks like they need a time out.

I have a big ego, I need to watch Sucker Free Countdown so I can fit in.

Daddy needs a new house better get her watching Sucker Free Countdown early.

by 3eyeGuy November 26, 2010

Bitch Switch Countdown

When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins

5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!

by Ashley, Allison, and Carter April 30, 2006

countdown

A New Zealand supermarket chain that is the exact fucking same as an Australian Woolworths store. Same food, same logo, same colour sceme. But don't try to use your Woolworths Rewards card at a Countdown. Trust me. It won't work.

Let's go grab some kai from Countdown

by benrad July 21, 2019

Queening Countdown

When a girl is sitting on your face and you try to wank before you pass out or you have to eat your own nut

Bro 1: Yo bro I was with this girl last night, and i bust the fattest nut when we did the queening countdown.
Bro 2: Yeah bro, i heard about that, didn't your cousin die from it last year?

by BadShotCal January 4, 2020

Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

BK Countdown

When you are miserable at your job and can't wait to leave, you are on the BK Countdown!

I'm so tired at this raggedy job. I'm on the BK Countdown, baby!

by superfly100 March 6, 2018

California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

by gxgsgdhdgfh March 15, 2023