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steel on the beach

This is a very common kink among gay guys, where they will get a boner, lay on the sand and play ring toss with each other. surprisingly this sport is banned in most countries. The sport was invented by Tobias Mortensen as he thought normal ring toss was too boring and not gay enough.
guy1: I played steel on the beach yesterday.
guy2: i find that very gay.
by Antondenfede February 1, 2022
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At the Beach

Used to establish that a marijuana high is occurring. Typically not used to describe a coming-down from a high, but rather, a solid onset, or while deep into a nice stoning.
Man #1-Hey man, did you get any sand for today?

Man #2- Of course

Man #1-Hells yeah. We gonna be at the beach today.
by Waffles27 December 29, 2010
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As fresh as a stroll on the beach

A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.
Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.

Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?

Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.

Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.
by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
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Sex-On-the-Beach

<noun>
a session of masturbation in which the "user" employs sunscreen lotion as a means of lubrication, leaving all lights on and turning the therm up to 84.
"Woke up this morning to my pink Motorola RAZR screaming an indie folk song, had some eggs, a Sex-On-the-Beach, took a shower, then here I am."
by lubricationVarient September 21, 2011
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sex on the beach

When you go down to the beach and have sex.
Johnny: Want some sex on the beach?
Jilly: That sounds great!
Johnny: Bend over then.
Jilly: You pervert!
by lui kang December 28, 2005
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virgin sex on the beach

1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"
by Raccha January 14, 2005
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