Coming home for Thanksgiving

Having an orgasm

Did Kathy have the stuffing when she was coming home for Thanksgiving

by minnckman12 November 18, 2010

Thanksgiving

Stoner's favorite holiday.

Sean smoked four bowls and then went to thanksgiving dinner.
He ate four plates of mashed potatoes.
Then he killed a pumpkin pie.
You go sean. You go.

by craYYYzay November 21, 2010

Thanksgiving Day Twerky

Using a raw turkey as a seductive dance partner. Twerking and giving thanks

Bobby couldn't find a date , so he resorted to alone time with a Thanksgiving Day Twerky. It was foul smelling.

by happytree555 September 2, 2013

Thanksgiving pants

When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner

I think I have thanksgiving pants

by Bj.noggy February 15, 2017

Thanksgiving

In America, it is the only day of the year where it is guaranteed that almost every person within a 2,000-mile radius of you is eating the same exact meal at the exact same time.

Hey, Jim! What are you guys eating tonight?

Oh, you know, just having some Turkey.

No, way! That's what we're having tonight!

Oh, man that's sick! My neighbors down the block are having Turkey for dinner too!

Oh my God so are mine!!!

Let's be best friends!

Err... Happy Thanksgiving, Jim.

by BCB5 November 27, 2017

Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling

Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.

My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff

When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.

We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.

by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020