Textasation

When many text messages are sent and received by two people in quick succession. This can be compared to a conversation face to face - except it isn't.

John tetxs: What's up Britt
Britt tetxs: Not much, how was your day?
John texts: It was great, but I'd love to see you sometime soon
Britt texts: Yeah for sure but let's not turn this into a textasation...I don't have an unlimited plan

by HalifaxGenius June 19, 2009

textless

1 textless- deliberately silent. as in those who suffer a textural aposiopesis..."often brought on in chat rooms by the text of the mindless.

2 To be struck textless - to suffer writers block or to be under the curse of Wen Ti {the Chinese god of literature, whose chief heavenly task is to keep a log of men of letters so that he can mete out rewards and punishments to each.}

3 textless is to words what clueless is to thought

It is only the event of text chat and email that has prevented the westen world from becomng a textless enviroment.

by David Priestley January 14, 2006

Textasexual

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker

I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.

by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

textless

Unable to send/receive/process text messages. Used in reference to a cell phone.

Bob had one of those old early '90 phones and therefore he was textless.

by GRich108 January 12, 2006

textlation

The interpretation of, or translation of the meaning in, a text message.

I sent her a response but the sarcasm was lost in textlation.

by osmr November 5, 2008

textlay

to put off, postpone or lacksadasialy respond to a text message, often because one does not know what to say; often causing the one awaiting response much anxiety

When I got his text I had to textlay the response because I didn't know what to say.

by LusciousLaura January 16, 2009

Textlisted

Not worthy of an individual phone call. To be demoted to a text message notification rather than making a separate phone call.

Mike: Hey Joe, did you make all your holiday phone calls?
Joe: Yes, I called a bunch of people
Mike: Did you call your uncle Junior?
Joe: No, he's been Textlisted. I sent him and a bunch of others a group message.

Mike: Yeah, don't waste your time.

by ynbk November 25, 2009