Tesco Turn-ups

A good solid trouser turn up, made famous by the school trousers your mum would buy from Tesco, and apply her own form of tailoring.

Whoa, what’s with the Tesco turn-ups, didn’t they have any in your size?

by Seano Says March 16, 2022

beat behind tescos

the action of having intercourse with a Peng individual behind the supermarket chain 'tescos'

Ayy wagwan piffting wanna go beat behind Tescos

by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017

two men with one tesco credit card

gay porn.

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....

by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco?

yo wassup pretty girl tryna bang behind tesco?

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? 😩😝😤🍆

by cee css June 15, 2017

Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit

john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?

by ptrlol July 27, 2022

Tesco Toilet

a place the 3 babas go to get fried

Let’s get faded in Tesco toilet

by rubcat August 29, 2023

Benders at Tescos

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam

"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "

by anonymous December 30, 2020