don't tell me what to do

a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.

1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!

2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!

by summerkitten September 15, 2010

Don't tell me what to do!

A statement, often said by hypocrites.

"Don't tell me what to do!" Cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"

Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!

by philosophicallydisturbed October 8, 2009

idk u tell me

A saying often used by individuals with aspergers syndrome or other mental deficiencies. Often in conjunction with other terms like "xD", "i have no friends" and "did you hear the new xxxtentacion song".

*legit person*:hey man whats up
*retard*:idk u tell me

by DABSKRRRTER November 27, 2017

that's very interesting tell me more

if you use this sentence the speaker then knows you don't give a shit about his or her speech and that you want to die

9 Year Old Kid: and then I got so many v-bucks *flexes*
Me: oh that's very interesting tell me more

by budgetsheep February 18, 2019

Tell me about that Africa Trip again...

When asked to do something that sounds rubbish.

Girl 1: Do you want to come over and play a board game?
Guy 1: Tell me about that Africa trip again...

by ClarendonLeamington May 1, 2010

tell me how you really feel

The expression "tell me how you really feel" is said in sarcasm and irony after someone has said an anger or hate-filled statement, drawing attention to the anger and hatred (and implicitly mocking it).

Jon Stewart: Deep dish pizza is not only not better than new york pizza; it's not pizza. It's a fucking casserole. ...Chicago, I love your city, it’s one of my favorite places to visit… but deep-dish pizza is like a huge, crusted-over pile of diarrhea
Audience member: Damn Jon, tell me how you really feel

by ShadowVicious July 29, 2021

tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008