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teledildonics

Electronic dildo to dildo communication systems for the purpose of communicating dildonic telemetry over short or long distances over a variety of networked mediums (i.e. teledildonics over token ring, teledildonics over ethernet, teledilconics over TCP/IP, et. al.)
Hey Bob, connect to my multiplayer teledildonic system on 127.0.0.1:69 !!
by DMD March 7, 2003
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Television cheating

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.
Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??
by IkuraEater July 7, 2014
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television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.
I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.
by Debri January 20, 2011
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Television Bromote

While watching television with your bros you use the television bromote to control the tv
'Hey bro pass the television bromote, Jersey Shore is on!'

'No bro'blem broceratops'
by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013
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television enhancement

Refers to the smoking of cannabis in order to make bad television tolerable.
"Oh, god, are you watching this again? I'm going to need some television enhancement."
by eloiserat July 24, 2009
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Television Bitch

When you are sitting on your computer all day watching Tv shows and your mom gets up from a nap, pissed from spending money that is not hers and takes away your computer.
Steve: Damn Joe, Spartacus is kickin' ass! I'll try to finish this season in one day!
Bitch: Give me your computer, thats all you do everyday! Sit and watch those raunchy shows, I've had enough!
Joe: Wow we really have a Television Bitch on our hands...
by lookinlikeacyclonehityou December 29, 2011
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Television

A way of hypnotising your room mates
uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020
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