Fanny Tease

a guy that leads a girl to believe that he's going to have sex with her, then doesnt. or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let her have it

Tough luck girl, that guy is just a frigid fanny teaser...

by randompersontalkingtokingsley July 24, 2009

shit tease

When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.

steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)

by thecatan August 5, 2012

Floor-tease

When you take the elevator and it stops at a floor before your destination but nobody is waiting.

Worker #1:" I hate it when the elevator stops at a floor and nobody is there!"
Worker #2:" Yeah man, I feel your pain, I hate floor-teases too"

by Ti-Charles September 30, 2012

cog tease

n., v., When someone excites your intellect with their acute and powerful knowledge and ability but does so over text so you can't fully engage in a conversation and explore a topic. Then, proceeds to never agree to have a phone conversation, voice chat, or meet over coffee leaving you cognitively in need.

Wow, Steve is texting me about material deposition and electron flow and I would love to have an efficient discussion and enjoy his company, oh crap, this huge cog tease just made me have an aneurysm.

by griffinrider22 July 11, 2016

friend tease

Someone who is only friends with you, hoping for sex, but when they find out you don't want to bone them, they tell you there is no point in being friends and drop you like a hot rock.

We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(

by Thornnuminous November 11, 2014

teasy

Annoyed, Wound up, Bad mood, Frustrated
Used in West Cornwall

"I knew she was on the blob because she was a teasy fart this morning"

"Those stupid Noddy-car adverts make me teasy as fuck"

by Cliff Spab September 5, 2003

Teasing

When someone is turning you on but you can't do anything because you're at school

Oliver was teasing me during math

by person#13333333 June 4, 2018