tear it up

It means to indulge in alcohol or sex gluttonously, depending on the direction of the conversation.

I am going to tear it up this weekend...

by BigPhil June 9, 2005

tear you a new asshole

Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form

Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.

Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.

Tear you a new asshole

by Airin Smith November 2, 2013

tear that shit up

to have sex with a women really hard

dude ima tear that shit up. dude totaly tear that shit up shes so hott

by sarrif95 January 26, 2009

Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010

Tear shitter

This happens when someone takes a shit not suitable for the anus resulting in cries of pain.

Tear shitter- last night i ripped myself a new asshole after taking the shit.

by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014

tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure

"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"

by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017

tear limb from limb

Either a disgusting way of murder, or to roast someone beyond their will to live. No matter which one you use, somebody's gonna be destroyed.

"Did that bitch just touch my celebrity crush?!?! I'm gonna destroy that slut if I meet her! The only acceptable murder is to tear limb from limb!!!" - 14 year old me at some point
"Did that rich kid just roast you?"
"Yeah, but I'll tear him limb from limb at some point."

by Spaghettinoodleghost January 13, 2019