Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.

"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"

by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019

Back Alley Taffy

Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.

Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."

Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."

by Evil Genius Prime July 29, 2013

Taffy

1. (pejorative) a Welshman

2. alprazolam, a benzodiazapine drug (from the brand name tafil)

As soon as someone came along and called him Taffy he logged off.

by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2011

Tyffani

Tyffani is just another spelling for Tiffany. The spelling of the name is as uniquely divine as the person.

"NEVER cross her!"
"Why?"
"Dude, cause she's a Tyffani"
"oh!"

by aspercreme January 2, 2012

Banana Taffy

A woman or women of underwhelming visual appeal.

"How was the club?"

"It was alright, but it was mostly full of Banana Taffy"

by Uno Jones April 22, 2009

Crotch Taffy

Male genitalia, so named for it's stretchiness when non-erect.

"She pulled on his crotch taffy."

by Suldog October 19, 2009

taffy

Taffy is an acronym that means something is really cool or awesome. The word comes from the saying "Tits As Fuck, Yo". If something is cool, it can be called "the tits" or "cool as fuck". This phrase combines the two, and becomes "Tits As Fuck, Yo", or simply Taffy.

Guy 1: Did you just see that Ferrari drive by? That thing was sweet!

Guy 2: Nah, that thing was TAFFY!

by perkunas October 14, 2009