talking out of your ass

To make an obviously false claim.

To attempt discussion on a topic with no prior knowledge of it usually results in this.

The moon landing was a hoax? You're talking out of your ass.

by oobymach June 23, 2012

Talking to Someone

A relationship status that is defined by being single, yet reserving yourself for the person you're "talking to".

"Do you know if she's single?"

"She is, but she's talking to someone"

by cupidsvindictive March 11, 2009

Takin' it

The act of receiving an undesirable action against you by the giver (usually male). From the giver's perspective, the act of dishing out pain, embarrassment, or sometimes pleasure.

Wow did he just put you in an armbar?? Just tap out man you're takin' it.

Megan Fox is so sexy I would definitely make her take it.

by V-Sizzle August 10, 2009

Taking the Pineapple

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.

"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"

by CHA429 January 8, 2009

Talkinsons

A person that talks non-stop. Uncontrollable talking. Excessively talking.

This fool has talkinsons! One subject to the next. It's non-stop!!!

by platinum769 November 3, 2010

Talking beezer

When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.

Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer

by Jongreenwood August 23, 2021

Sky Tanking

Accidentally farting into a woman's vagina while space docking.

Oscar could have avoided sky tanking Fran if he didn't have that 5 layer burrito .

sky tanking space docking burrito vagina fart shit

by dAVIE k January 4, 2010