Pancake Tapper

(n) A person who can balance the delicate art of lovingly having intercourse with a pancake and then being hungry enough to eat it after climax.

We nicknamed Jimmy "Pancake Tapper" after we caught him having sex with this fluffy breakfast. He used syrup as lube.

by MattBr November 9, 2007

Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.

Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."

by jwb71 July 24, 2011

tapper

n. An extremely unattractive woman who attempts to gain male attention by any means.
Originated from hookers in windows who were too ugly to attract patrons that they had to "tap" on the glass to get attention.

How was that party last night Jim?
It would have been fun Carl, but there was this tapper that wouldn't go away.

by CKlo August 9, 2007

dick tapper

when someone uses blunt object to tap someones dick after sexual intercorse. creates nasua and limits blood flow to penis.

sara was a total dick tapper after a one night stand with skylar nelson.

by sdasfasfdasd May 10, 2006

Scrode tapper

The one gay friend of yours who thinks its funny to walk up to you at a party when your not paying attention and hit you in the dick.

Oh no who invited Kevin? He's such a Scrode tapper

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

Tapper

Someone who spreads fake news whilst pretending to be an actual credible source of information and intellect.

Some Tapper was in the TV saying the president was mocking a disabled reporter again...

by Truth t September 6, 2017

Tapper

The guy that says "I'd tap that" when he sees a fine woman on the street.

I was walking down the street lookin at a fine lady when Andrew said, "I'd tap that." Therefor hes a Tapper

by Bob homo April 16, 2007