Tampico Cuerno

When the gentleman in on all fours and the "other party" is licking and blowing air into the asshole while pulling down on the nuts and jerking the cock (in a forward motion). *What started out in the US as the Tampa Trombone has become a Mexican phenomenon referred to as the Tampico Cuerno.*

"Bro...my chica came up behind me the other day when I wasn't looking, pushed me down and gave me an asombroso Tampico Cuerno. Bueno...."

by Anne Rowanberry December 27, 2011

Crampin' and Tampin'

verb: what a lady does when shes on her menstrual cycle, PMS

Guy 1: whats wrong wit dat bitch?
Guy 2: oh shes just crampin' and tampin'

by AverageSizedPeter December 31, 2008

Tampion

A tampon for tighter girls. Usually related to Sam Pion.

Sam Pion was too tight to fit an actual tampon, so she went to the store and bought a tampion.

by James R. Davis February 25, 2009

Tarpid.

The mixture of Toopid and Tarded.

You're so Tarpid.

by Jigners July 1, 2009

Tampedo

another way of relating the menstrual cycle to random bursts of explosive bitchy-ness

derivatives Tampon+ torpedo= tampedo

Fire ALL tampedos!

but we only get the ONE a month >.>

FINE! Fire THE tampedo!

by TEEGAGAIN November 6, 2009

tampede

a chaotic race/fight between many women on their period for the last tampon.

Denny: Dude, all the girls are on their periods and there's not enough tampons for all of them. A tampede is imminent.

Jason: Why are we still standing here? Shit's about to get real.

by scrabblemaster19 September 26, 2010

tamped on

what happens when a tampon becomes used

This tampon has already been tamped on.

by cralledode July 6, 2011