tabloid tv

tabloid tv is worthless, senseless and un-interesteing tv aired by commercial tv networks, hell bent on dumbing down the population with their mindless programmes about things such as which celebrity is sleeping with who and magical cures for hair re-growth.

tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.

"anything on the tube tonight man?"

"nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew."

by The Real IzzleMann February 19, 2009

merch table

The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.

I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.

Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?

by Greg Boose June 20, 2006

Flip the table

The act of not caring for something anymore.

See Also: Fuck this shit.

Bob: "Man, I can't be stuffed studying for this test anymore!"
Bill: "Yeah, just flip the table!"

by hazhazhaz November 4, 2013

table dance

In sex work, a table dance is a form of striptease in which a stripper focuses their attention on one client or john. Unlike a lap dance (or, euphemistically, a "VIP dance") there is no physical contact between the sex worker and the client.

My buddies got drunk at the strip joint and started dancing on tables. The hired-thug bouncers explained very rudely to them that is is not what they meant by advertising a "table dance" on offer for an exorbitant fee.

by bitchuck September 23, 2023

Bro Table

The sexiest group of guys that you will ever meet. This group is composed of the 12 most real niggas from Vanier. If you ever come across these guys then you better pray for the best.

1: Yo is that Bro Table?
2: Yeah man we better watch out before something happens.
1: Oh shit

by Guacamiless January 22, 2021

Canadian Coffee Table

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.

Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.

by big creek January 28, 2012

Tablay

The Collective term of tablets. 1 or 2 tablet is tablet, but seven or 8 tablay, well thats tablay!

Michael Jacksons Doctor: I wanted to make more of them dollar dollar bills y'all so i proscribed him with the lucozade tablay!

David gest: Everybody was gettin high off Lucozade tablay at the time

Michael Jacksons Doctor: Lucozade tablay is a form of sweetay!

Random Black Guy: DAYAMN!

by Dave Gregory 1993 October 14, 2009