Twit

A tweet written by the 45th President of the United States.

Sometimes, when my face hasn't been palmed enough, I go looking at the daily twits to be reminded of the inane things small hands and a keyboard can do, when put together.

by megabrain12345 February 23, 2017

twit

A noisy little bird, that flies upside-down and backwards in the dark.

Well, isn't he a silly twit.

by old_basher June 16, 2017

twitted

Having tweeted something really stupid. Stupidity in <132 characters.

You won't believe what idiocy (you-know-who) twitted today!

by SirYbral April 18, 2018

Twit

Twat with a different letter, most likely used to bypass filters.

He's being an annoying twit.

by MemeMachine2019 March 20, 2016

Twit

Hwasa from the Kpop girl group Mamamoo says Twit is a person who is “innocent and kind and that the person is just a good person.”

That person is a twit you should date them.

by Pumkineatergriffin November 21, 2020

Twit

A Twitter user. Does anyone really need to know when you go shopping or sit on the toilet?

Allison: Did you know Ashton Kutcher has a Twitter page?
Brandon: Guess that makes him a Twit then.
Allison: wha?
Brandon: You don't get it do you.

by mikeygoodfella May 29, 2009

Twits

Bubsies,
while still in the growth process,
pre-teenage girls develop pre-boobs, referred to formally as twits.
Twits simply look like constantly pointy nipples.

Damn! Did you see those twits on Becky?!
She was lookin damn pointy today

by Scrapeee April 18, 2008