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Twatopotamus

Dont act like a twatopotamus.
by Big johnny johnson February 22, 2018
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Twaffleholic

A person who is addicted who cant stop eating "twat waffles". See twat waffle, above.
Senior twaffleholics of congress,Twaffleasaurus(ancient)
by Twaffleasaurus October 22, 2009
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twatometer

When a person gets the impression that someone is acting like a complete bitch.
What a bitch! She is registering pretty high on the twatometer.
by Queen O Sarcasm December 20, 2009
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Twatocity

A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.

Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.
"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity

President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
by Noj77 August 11, 2010
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twatophile

A person considered as a bit of a general twat, but also likes younger girls, making him even more of a twat.
I can't believe that George likes that year nine. He's such a twatophile.
by youloveitsir July 6, 2010
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twatopolis

a building or group of buildings filled with people who are twats
any gathering of more than 10 such people
Girl 1: "Have you been to the new sorority house?"
Girl 2: "God no, why would I go to that twatopolis?"
by SoNotaTwat November 20, 2011
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twafflefuck

A combination of twatwaffle and twatfuck. The kind of person who revels in causing trouble for others with reckless abandon, leaving chaos and destruction in their wake. A douchebag of the lowest regard. Usually accompanied by a tank load of their own special brand of 'the dramaz', these folks are ones to avoid at all costs. Also known as a douchecanoe or asshat but those words don't quite pack the punch that this one does.
Kat loves to stir the pot and cause trouble. I think she actually feeds off the drama.. what a twafflefuck.
by Emmikins June 18, 2014
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