Tit

A weapon,found in pairs attached to the upper torso of a woman.When used to full effect by a well experienced 'Titty Master' the pair of 'Tits' can grip and squeeze a male penis so hard that it will burst.

(2 blokes in a pub) Bloody ell mate, last night in the bath with me bird, she were givin me a soapy, and she pushed em together like and i exploded all in er face.

by pobby December 16, 2003

tits

women's breast.jugs

Man! When I kissed that chick her tits were right on my chest.

I enjoy dating girls with big tits instead of little tits.

by iwantabigtitchick April 13, 2007

Tit

a seductive part of the female body that men are aroused by. they are very succulant and fun to play with.

damn bro, shes got mad nice tits

by Alex November 9, 2003

the tits

when something is really cool and/or desirable.

Yo man skinnydipping is the tits!

by THeonecontainer June 7, 2005

Tit

(noun) One of two bags of mammary tissue found on the chest of women

(adj) An extremely stupid person

Look at the tits on her!

You tit!

by buggerit July 19, 2003

tits!

a way of exclaiming that you like something. something that is really awesome, or cool. coined by Eric Cartman on South Park.

"dude look at what I just found." "Oh dude! TITS!"

by F. Dizzy. February 4, 2010

TITS

drugs, as in the HBO show Oz

I need some tits man.

by Anonymous February 7, 2003