Taken but single

- Masterbation. ( you are taken by your hand.)
- You are taken, but single. (You are not taken yet, but planning to)

I am taken but single.

by Rupophobia April 19, 2019

taken out to dry

slang;Done with. Got handled with.

BallzSwet: Damnz yo! he got knocked da fuck out!
SuxBonerz: Yeah B, dat white boy got taken out to dry!

by DrunkenTiger September 7, 2006

taken to the dry cleaners

(verb to be): to be either a ) financially extorted b) emotionally abused c) generally taken advantage of d) any combination thereof

why are you in such a relationship where you have been taken to the dry cleaners multiple times?

by Sexydimma November 14, 2019

taken in hand

Also known as tih. A form of hypertraditional monogamous relationship in which the man and woman agree that the man's word is final. A code word for families in which the father/husband/male is allowed to take action that result in a lifetime of therapy for the female/children. Ought to be outlawed, but seems to be widely practiced by judges in Texas and other morons.

"Clementine, there's too much starch in these-here shirts. You know the penalty!"

"Oh yes, Bart, I'll never do it again!"

"Guess it's time to be taken in hand. This is for your own good."

(submits to being paddled, but only after ritual prayer to Jesus the Lord and Savior)

by Dick Cheney's spawn April 17, 2014

Taken off the shelf

Someone that was murdered in cold blood.

Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.

Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.

by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac June 20, 2016

taken sexy back

you know, the facebook Super Slap that you use when your trying to holla at a girl.

not even going to get into it, its an e-thing to taken sexy back at this point maybe if this werd gets blown up i'll have to add multiple examples.

by qp dumke August 7, 2007

Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for being captured by fast zombies.

We're very sorry, sir, but it seems Major Bill has been taken to the outlet mall.

by Mateo incognito April 4, 2009