The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.
All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday.
by JohnnieWBlue October 4, 2011
Get the swoosh mug.emo swoosh is a bang of hair that covers about 2/5 of the face, usualy covers one eye and it's usualy died in blond or red. It's like a musthave for emo hairstyles.
by emokid24021991 February 18, 2007
Get the emo swoosh mug.A roasting position by the legendary god himself "Spongebob Squarepants", within the episode where spongeboob is a pioneer he begins to spoon rattle his big nosed partner Squidward.
by Young Young September 13, 2017
Get the spoons rattling mug.Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.
by BabadookBabe May 3, 2018
Get the Swoosh mug.Coke spoons refer to long fingernails that can be utilized to snort cocaine. Usually the pinky fingernail is kept long for this purpose.
by the_annihilator May 26, 2010
Get the Coke Spoons mug.Spoons is a card game played with a standard deck and enough actual spoons for the number of players-1. The spoons are set in the middle of a table and the players sit around them. (The game is usually played with at least two decks) A dealer deals each player four cards. The person to the left of the dealer draws cards from the remaining deck, one by one, and discarding subsequently, attempting to get four of a kind. Only four cards can be held at one time. The cards that this player discards becomes the next player's draw pile, and that player does the same thing. Cards are continuously drawn and discarded in an attempt to get four of a kind upon availability. Once a player gets four of a kind, that player takes a spoon from the middle of the table. Thence forward, the other players must also take a spoon. The player left without a spoon loses.
A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.
*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.
A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.
*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.
Spoons may also be played with forks or knives... at your own risk.
FREE MONEY
mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger
FREE MONEY
mother fucker
shit
ass
damn
bitch
nigger
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
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