To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic
by JP October 25, 2004
Get the snoogle mug.A unit of measurement used to determine the speed and/or quality of a laptop, computer component, phone, stereo, or other electronic equipment. Most commonly used to simplify conversations with a layman.
-----"So why did you get a new laptop already? That other one was barely two years old!"-----
"Well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780M instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. That, and I'll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of RAM..."
*Notices glazed-over look on friend's face*
"...and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. Like, almost double the snoogles."
-----"Oh, awesome!"-----
"Well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780M instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. That, and I'll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of RAM..."
*Notices glazed-over look on friend's face*
"...and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. Like, almost double the snoogles."
-----"Oh, awesome!"-----
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Get the Snoogle mug.To get finessed, in a way that you did not receive what you exchanged for in a manner that is so intelligent that you can not stop but admire the amount of work that had gone into it.
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Get the Scoogley mug.A swoggletron is a guy who thinks he is better at something than everyone else when in reality he has just read some wikipedia articles and thinks they're an expert while actually being the worst choice for the job.
Person 1 "We need some help with landscaping, got any leads?" Person 2 "what about Phil?" Person 1 "No man Phil is a swoggletron." person 2 "Good point."
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