Spitwindle

Variation of "spitroasted." To have a dick penetrate you at both ends.

"Her kid doesn't have a chance. He'll be in some truck stop somewhere bein' spitwindled."

by Bukowski June 6, 2015

shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.

Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.

by Assmosis May 6, 2016

Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))

-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!

by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016

swiftgender

the gender that includes being a phil swift-sexual. In addition to this, this person has the power to be waterproof. These people are normally around 4'6" and are fat, like fill swift.This person can also have the power to do lots of damage. these people usually have flex product (tape, shot, seal liquid) on their genitals at all times, some will even eat the tape.

He is a swiftgender and has a flex tape collection

by Ddude123 February 21, 2018

Swifting

When you have gotten to a point where you are able to move through life in movements without being noticed, thus having no friends.

Person: yo whats happened to that guy at school, whats his name, the swifting one?
Other person: oh! right you mean swifty mc swift, yeah he died.

by Badassbossbassbitching December 20, 2018

Swifting

To Swift someone or to be swift is to hold out on information.

“Tell us about the other night bro, don’t be Swift about it.”

“Stop Swifting and just tell us the details”

by bozzy519 May 7, 2019

Swiftied

When a person is looking for a quickie, but their partner performs poorly

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed, knowing she'd been swiftied.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 21, 2024