A foreign, unidentifiable substabce on one's face, clothing, or body.
Sometime looks like male ejaculate
Sometime looks like male ejaculate
"Girl, you got some smergly on your face; need a napkin?"
"I haven't washed these jeans in weeks. I hope there's no smergly on them".
"I haven't washed these jeans in weeks. I hope there's no smergly on them".
by Jburbank February 5, 2010
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by foodcat September 2, 2018
Get the sweggle mug.1. To be especially adequate or satisfactory.
2. A thing said in response to someone when your feelings on the matter can be summed up by the word "cool", but you don't want to say that and be unoriginal.
2. A thing said in response to someone when your feelings on the matter can be summed up by the word "cool", but you don't want to say that and be unoriginal.
1) This new outfit is pretty swegly.
2)
Friend A: So I was talking to this customer the other day, and she was like "yo, I wanna buy this pants, kay?", and I was like "kay", and she was like "yeah, but they ain't in my size. Where you keep your other sizes?", and I was like "it's a liquidation sale, so those the only sizes we got" and she was like "well that ain't no good, then. How'm I gonna buy pants if y'all don't got them in my size?" and I was all "Idk ma'am. We have lots of other pants that ain't going out of stock, so maybe buy those" and she was all "but those ones ain't on sale, an' I don't appreciate you disrespecting me, and I thing you should transfer the sale over to those other pants since you don't have these ones in my size" and I was all "no ma'am, that ain't how it works" and she was all "don't you start with me, lemme see your manager" and I was like "fine then". So I call my manager, yeah, and my manager came over and was like "what's the problem ma'am?" and she was like "your employee is my problem, cuz they sayin' I can't have my pants on sale even though the others are on sale, and I think I deserve them for free now cuz I felt offended", and manager was all like "naw, ma'am, that ain't how it works", so basically he said exactly what I said, which was hella sweet.
Friend B: That's pretty swegly.
2)
Friend A: So I was talking to this customer the other day, and she was like "yo, I wanna buy this pants, kay?", and I was like "kay", and she was like "yeah, but they ain't in my size. Where you keep your other sizes?", and I was like "it's a liquidation sale, so those the only sizes we got" and she was like "well that ain't no good, then. How'm I gonna buy pants if y'all don't got them in my size?" and I was all "Idk ma'am. We have lots of other pants that ain't going out of stock, so maybe buy those" and she was all "but those ones ain't on sale, an' I don't appreciate you disrespecting me, and I thing you should transfer the sale over to those other pants since you don't have these ones in my size" and I was all "no ma'am, that ain't how it works" and she was all "don't you start with me, lemme see your manager" and I was like "fine then". So I call my manager, yeah, and my manager came over and was like "what's the problem ma'am?" and she was like "your employee is my problem, cuz they sayin' I can't have my pants on sale even though the others are on sale, and I think I deserve them for free now cuz I felt offended", and manager was all like "naw, ma'am, that ain't how it works", so basically he said exactly what I said, which was hella sweet.
Friend B: That's pretty swegly.
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A word used as an insult to the person who embarrassed you and a way to show that you are embarrassed
A word used as an insult to the person who embarrassed you and a way to show that you are embarrassed
“Uh- well- snerglderf…”
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