sweater butt

a young woman with a really nice butt hiding it from view because she thinks she's fat.

i sure wish that blonde in jeans would bail that sweater butt!

by sandspit August 28, 2007

sweater cannons

BIG ASS TITIES

she shot me a look with them sweater cannons

by dunder control October 10, 2010

sweater weather

an amazing song that is associated on tiktok with coming out as bi however not everyone who listens to it is so please don’t assume shit

pip- what’s your favourite song

me- sweater weather

pip- is this you coming out or ?

me- no it’s just a genuinely good song

by shitpeopledontwannaface February 24, 2021

Wet Sweater

An extremely wet, sexually aroused vagina that is extremely wooly, overly hairy and untrimmed. Generally has hair running form the mons through the taint and up the ass crack. May also be known as sasquatch crotch.

Roger picked up a girl at closing time at the local bar. He took her home for sex but when she got naked and exposed her Wet Sweater, he just couldn't do it and pretend to pass out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015

Sweater Puppies

Perky tits under a sweater.

Damn, she has some nice sweater puppies.

by Matt Sharp October 12, 2003

Turtleneck Sweater

(n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.

Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."

Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"

Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"

by Kangarilla October 01, 2014

Sweater Yams

Slang for women's breasts.

Referenced in the movie Fanboys.

Windows was to busy on his computer to check out the nice sweater yams.

by tubbytom October 21, 2009