spastic cunt

A spastic cunt is when someone is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

Anaya and Paris are the biggest spastic cunts ive ever seen

by Jizz Nuggets November 9, 2017

spastic

1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.

"Christine is very spastic."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

Spastic finger syndrome

When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.

I don't know what my deal was in chat last night, must have been spastic finger syndrome.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

snugtastic

when someone has he thing that makes u just want to snuggle up next to them and hold them in your arms forever

tessas snugtastic

by Bin August 5, 2003

Suptasticlicious

Being super fantastically delicious.

Oh mai ghod, her hair looks so suptasticlicious today! I so have to know what shampoo she's using.

by Nick D-Mac December 31, 2008

slutastical

(adj.) of, or relating to sluttiness.

"wow, look at her, she is slutastical!"
" I'll show you slutastical!"

by Shaquita March 4, 2005

Spastic Centipeagle

Or Spastic Centip-eagle: When a male transexual who is receiving anal and giving head and two hand jobs has sex with another person who is also giving head and two hand jobs and so on and so forth in a linked series. If you can picture in their head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle. Link two or more people in a chain performing Spastic Eagles and they will thusly form a Spastic Centipeagle.

Look at these twelve people in a chain doing a glorious Spastic Centipeagle.

by Rumpleslangstein October 5, 2017