subwoofersexual

meme-word; a person who blasts their subwoofers to attract the attention of any and all parties in sound range, but most notably to attract sexual partners who will appreciate their brand of display.
Also: that's ABSOLUTELY NO ONE according to the first attestation, in meme form.

hey Subwoofersexuals:
You know who thinks your car noise is cool?
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. (found on Facebook in 2022)

by mme.Maledicta September 27, 2022

Subwoolfer

Most popular band in the whole galaxy, and it consists of 2 wolves(Keith and Jim) and an astronaut (David Jamal Astronaut - DJ Astronaut for short). They are the nicest wolves and astronaut, also, they can't speak english so they have a translator called Samantha. They won Eurovision with a song about grandmas and bananas. They also made new songs, with one of them being about peaches. They are 4.5 billion years old and live on the Moon, but are currently in Norway.

x: Hey! Did you hear about Subwoolfer?
y: Yes!! I love them so much

by poopoobabay July 12, 2022

sub woofer

term for someone who eats sandwiches really fast

"i saw a bunch of sub woofers at the stork club last night. Boy! they can eat fast."

"sub woofer? like those girls at the sandwich shop?"

by alltalky February 4, 2025