Mexican Spice Suprise

When you have a girl on all fours and you reach in your back pocket and take out a jalapeno and put it in her ass and break it off and rub the other half on her vagina

1:Hey did did you eat those jalapenos I gave you

2 No I gave this girl a Mexican Spice Suprise

by Leddyking September 9, 2020

San Diego Champagne Suprise

The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.

I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.

by Dingerking June 15, 2021

Sabrist

A fencer who uses a saber blade, which is the coolest and most kickass weapon. Known for being much more athletic and less nerdy than Foilists and Epeeists. Sabrists are the divas of the fencing world, which oftentimes translates to being high strung but also fabulous. Of all fencers, Sabrists can yell the loudest.

Foilist: I fence the best weapon, because it requires precise technique and point control.
Sabrist: I could cut your head off with a machete.

by Saber ninja August 4, 2014

Chilean Sunrise

A loving gesture of appreciation after anal love-making. The male partner, after orgasiming into his partners rectum, punches the woman in the face and throws her down the stairs.

Last night, My wife got a broken nose and a bleeding anus from the Chilean Sunrise I gave her.

by Sean Story aka Storytime April 17, 2004

three-legged suprise

When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.

After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.

by The rascal March 10, 2006

Testicle Sunrise

When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles

my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!

by dangle dongle May 13, 2005

oral submissive

n. One who loves sucking cock and receiving cum in their mouth and/or on their face while being dominated and verbally abused. They love being used and treated as if they are worthless.

Being an oral submissive, I just knelt down and took tthe strangers cock in my mouth while he called me his bitch and used my mouth hard.

by ckskgcmlvr April 23, 2014