Like a Sturgeon

The act of dancing like a fish.

Guy 1: Check her out.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so doin' it Like a Sturgeon.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

sturgeon

A wildly errant throw that typically results in an object or body part being broken. Often times the thrower will foreshadow the errant throw by bellowing out a curse word or phrase.

Mac had to be rushed to the hospital after he took a sturgeon of his chin. or The window was broken after he sturgeoned the toss.

by Matsui January 13, 2006

Sturges

A very white, almost transparent person who loves to eat large amounts of food and jerk off to animals in the discovery channel. (also loves ice-cream)

that white kid who is very very white is wacking off to that naked mole-rat while eating a large steak... what a sturges.

by Tossi September 8, 2005

sturgeon

A common North American fish.

"Bob, let me tell you something: About the only thing I can think of that would be less tolerable than another term under George Bush is - no, wait, I can think of a bunch of things, um... but... uh... one particular thing that I can think of that would be more tolerable... I mean less tolerable... no, more... no less - yeah, cause almost anything would be tolerable... like a lap dance... but, uh, one that would be less tolerable would be to be beaten repeatedly about the loins with a sturgeon."

by MarkusRTK February 12, 2004

Nicola Sturgeon

The best person in the world, first minister of Scotland and oh dam is she fine, everyone and their Nan wants to shag her.

Person “did I tell you what happened last night”
Person 2 “ no what did you do?”
Person “me and my Nan had a threesome with Nicola sturgeon”
Person 2 “omg you are so lucky”

by Baywatch March 31, 2021

sturgem

When a young chap rubs his nose on the females gootch area back and fourth until the female has achieved and orgasm,this may take up to several hours.

wow, the sturgem you gave me last nite was magnificant

by jordan_dawg August 30, 2006

Struge

To fuck something up, to finess, to sauce up

Bro did you see that kid get the shit beat out of him?
Yea that mothafucka knows how to struge someone

by miner69err February 2, 2017