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Toaster Straddle

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
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straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.
Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.
by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010
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stradlater

A nickname that refers to a man's sexual magnetism, often related from his amount of time spent shirtless and in front of the mirror. Stradlaters, or "Strads" for short, are irrestible to the opposite sex.
That Stradlater is one sexy beast.
by jawrsh July 18, 2005
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Stroodler

A stroodler is someone who lies, and freeloads.
"Are you stroodling me?"

"One day you'll have a wife and you'll be stroodling her. Then you'll have kids, and you'll be stroodling them! You'll be stroodling cops, lawyers, bank clerks, and construction workers! You're just a big stroodler!"
by Xavier Ogura July 6, 2009
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strodel

a gigantic cunt who is the most egotistical person you will ever meet and thinks he is better than you at everything
always tries to join in whatever your doing and follows you around and commits the biggest acts of douchebaggery possible
Person 1: Hey man whats up? You wanna go play basketball?
Person 2 (strodel): Yo I don't know, I'm so much better than you even though I don't play and you're on varsity.
Person 1: Shutup, you're such a strodel. I wasn't even talking to you.
by pusspoundercuntcarnage69 May 26, 2013
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Straddle Wrapping

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.
Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.
by Izaacus July 5, 2018
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Strad Style

Adjective: in reference to the 2017 independent film Strad Style. Typically used as an independent statement or exclamation.

Not giving up no matter what... Seriously NO MATTER WHAT... The ends justify the means, even if you have no idea what you're doing.

Relentless passion with no formal training. Resourceful perseverance; fake it til you make it.

An excessive amount of clear coat on an instrument.

Working in your lap or on the floor.

Finishing your project in the knick of time.
"Karen totally finished that Strad Style, LMFAO!"

"Why are you working on your instrument on the floor?

Strad Style!"

"I totally pulled that off Strad Style, even had to get help from Rodger."

"Really? More clear coat?

Strad Style!"
by DellJayZoo July 19, 2019
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