Stroodler

A stroodler is someone who lies, and freeloads.

"Are you stroodling me?"

"One day you'll have a wife and you'll be stroodling her. Then you'll have kids, and you'll be stroodling them! You'll be stroodling cops, lawyers, bank clerks, and construction workers! You're just a big stroodler!"

by Xavier Ogura July 6, 2009

stroller meat

A hot daddy, often seen in supermarkets, malls, and theme parks. Made all the hotter by displaying the fruit of his loins. Preferably seen in public without the wife/babymomma. That just spoils it.

"Did you see that stroller meat 10 people ahead of us in line for the batman ride?" (Rob F., 1997, Six Flags Great Adventure, Jackson, NJ)

by jcirishkid January 12, 2009

stroller

an internet troll who is also a stalker, following people's usernames and harassing them wherever they post a comment \ vb. stroll

To get rid of some nasty little stroller, she cancelled her account and opened a new one with a different username.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 28, 2010

Stroodle

A misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle!

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: A Stroodle!

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

Stroodlism

An almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles.

Manny: Are you religious?
Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism!
Manny: Oh, ME TOO! #stroodlehourlife

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

Horse Straddler

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

by Pwon September 8, 2010

Stroller Pussy

Single unwed mother strolling down the street looking for a baby daddy. Usually a strong clinger and commonly seen on Maury Povic due to their permissive life style, and mass confusion of who said baby daddy is.

clinger, blood sucker, fishy, cottage cheese, vagina, saggers, stroller pussy

by johnny2eyes October 15, 2011