Stroodler

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A stroodler is someone who lies, and freeloads.

"Are you stroodling me?"

"One day you'll have a wife and you'll be stroodling her. Then you'll have kids, and you'll be stroodling them! You'll be stroodling cops, lawyers, bank clerks, and construction workers! You're just a big stroodler!"

Stroodler by Xavier Ogura July 6, 2009

Words you can keep

stroller meat

A hot daddy, often seen in supermarkets, malls, and theme parks. Made all the hotter by displaying the fruit of his loins. Preferably seen in public without the wife/babymomma. That just spoils it.

"Did you see that stroller meat 10 people ahead of us in line for the batman ride?" (Rob F., 1997, Six Flags Great Adventure, Jackson, NJ)

stroller meat by jcirishkid January 12, 2009

Related Words

Stroodler • Stroodle • scroodler • stoodler • Stroodle Boogin • stroodle cup • Stroodle Doodle • stroodle gazzer • stroodle my noodle • stroodle poodle

stroller

an internet troll who is also a stalker, following people's usernames and harassing them wherever they post a comment \ vb. stroll

To get rid of some nasty little stroller, she cancelled her account and opened a new one with a different username.

stroller by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ July 28, 2010

Stroodle

A misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle!

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: A Stroodle!

Stroodle by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

Stroodlism

An almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles.

Manny: Are you religious?
Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism!
Manny: Oh, ME TOO! #stroodlehourlife

Stroodlism by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

Horse Straddler

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

Horse Straddler by Pwon September 8, 2010

Stroller Pussy

Single unwed mother strolling down the street looking for a baby daddy. Usually a strong clinger and commonly seen on Maury Povic due to their permissive life style, and mass confusion of who said baby daddy is.

clinger, blood sucker, fishy, cottage cheese, vagina, saggers, stroller pussy

Stroller Pussy by johnny2eyes October 15, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026