Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.
My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.
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A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.
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Stretched the wife’s ring last night she is sore today as in I had anal sex with my wife and her anus is stretched
Stretched the wife’s ring last night she is sore today as in I had anal sex with my wife and her anus is stretched
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Get the Ring stretcher mug.a sexual position that includes two men and one female. The goal is to have sex while running. You set this position up thusly:
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
Dude, me and my bro, are going to stretcher this chink while running a 5k it should be awesome.
Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
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