"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."
by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022
the opposite of a computer geek.
Jim used to have a computer, but it crashed one day and now he thinks it's broken for good. He has been offline for 3 years now. What a Computer Stooge!
by rolisk August 02, 2007
NsPlayer: Lol, the stooges have got their knives out again
OR
Stooge: Hey u stole my kill!! i was knifing!!
OR
Stooge: Hey u stole my kill!! i was knifing!!
by fyerbug October 20, 2004
by Legendary D June 20, 2009
when a guy takes a phat W on the trending game Fortnite and ends up ranting to his snapchat story which none of his friends could care less about
(Opens snapchat story to a Victory Royale from a win on Fortnite) Far out you focking Fortnite Stooge no one gives a SH!T mate
Guy: fuck you thicc girl
Girl: tries to find more info on this guy but finds out he's a Fortnite Stooge so simply rejects
Also Girl: i dont fw with Fortnite Stooge sorry.
Guy: fuck you thicc girl
Girl: tries to find more info on this guy but finds out he's a Fortnite Stooge so simply rejects
Also Girl: i dont fw with Fortnite Stooge sorry.
by rainbowdash35 March 21, 2018
An individual who tries to create new words or phrases daily on Urban Dictionary to try to bash, shame, or humiliate President Trump and his supporters. While the UD Stooge May think they’re being sneaky, they’re actually very transparent which makes them even more obnoxious.
Man, I can’t even log onto Urban Dictionary anymore to get a laugh because the UD Stooges have hijacked the site.
by MoDell December 17, 2020
When you become an Australian Prime Minister and you make plans with the Illuminati to try and take over the world. Also another word for saying you are an idiot prime minister.
by xxX69_MFWGettingShrekt_21Xxx February 11, 2015