stollie

a stolen car.

We ridin' around in this stollie straight gettin' it!

by pharcyyde July 30, 2016

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Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.

Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.

by DanielDbag March 9, 2020

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Smollett

Term used to describe a fake hate crime, generally done by the SPLC or the ADL.

“Did you see the latest Smollett the Jews are promoting? A black Islamic tranny says he was chased down by horse-riding Trump-supporters in a Manhattan train station and they beat him with whips!”

by Faodail February 22, 2019

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Smollet

Somebody who uses the race card as an excuse when they have no evidence of race being a factor. Can be used a plural noun when talking about multiple Smollets.

Person 1: i just got fired from job because of my skin color.
Coworker: no you got fired because you suck at your job, quit being a smollet.

by LatchK May 2, 2019

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Forte Stollen

A character from the anime, Galaxy Angel. She is obsessed with guns, wears a monocle for god-knows-what-reason, has red hair, and talks like a man. Her last name is also the name of a german pastry. She looks like an anorexic toothpick with breast implants. (as most anime girls do)

I want to grab Forte Stollen's rack, but she'd probably shoot me if I did.

by lolita_strawberry September 9, 2008

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