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A large potent fresh turd that comes out so hot it's literally steaming.
I just laid down a fat steamer in your bathroom.
Steamer by Chunkmastarr January 7, 2026

Steamer McLovin 

1) A popular midwest pornstar from the seventies known for exposing himself to Jehova's Witness women every chance he had.
1) When the door opened, the girl from the church was greeted by Steamer McLovin holding his hairy crank. She giggled and then proceeded to drop to her knees and take his purple head into her mouth. Steamer stood with his hands on his hips and said "Witness this, bitch".

Steamer Lane

A well known surf spot in Santa Cruz where waves crash right next to a cliff of death and if you don't hit the cliff of death then you'll hit the rock of death that's 2 feet under the water and just so happens to be right where the waves break.
If you ever go to Steamer Lane to surf then make sure to surf Middle Peak so that you can avoid any hard-surfaced rock-like material of death.
Steamer Lane by whatsapseudonym???? September 20, 2009

steamer trunk 

A small trunk originally designed to fit under the bunk of a steamship cabin.
...your darkest secret safely packed away/ up in my steamer trunk. -Alkaline Trio
steamer trunk by nezwick May 27, 2006

steamer lane

A literary euphemism for one’s bunghole when actively dropping deuce.
Dude those jalapeño poppers from last night had steamer lane on fire this morning.
steamer lane by Speedjive May 31, 2018

steamer pile on 

It is when you and your co-workers decide to drop dueces into one bowl, and to never flush it all day long.
Hey, wanna piss off the janitor with a steamer pile on?
steamer pile on by Mark the Spark September 24, 2008