A term used to describe anything that is obnoxiously lame, extremely stupid, or utterly disappointing.
Yo, I can't believe the bars in Boston close at 2 a.m. and the subway stops at midnight. That's burger status.
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A kind hearted person, jovial and yet very serious. He is not easily convinced without proof. Not too emotional, but very intelligent. He is like a sponge, absorbs information easily.
Sanusi is bae
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In the game, you roll completely randomized stands. The body, the head, the moves, color, the pose, and everything else is randomized. But, it's very hard to get anything good and the game is very unforgiving to the point where it almost seems like it's designed to fuck you over. Despite this, it is quite addicting though it has caused many to develop anxiety and fall into depression.
There is a theory that girls can get custom stands for free by pleasing the developers. There are also some members in the community who are friends with staff thus unfairly granting them free shit. In the Discord server there are frequent giveaways though they are either bad or suspiciously, people who already have really good stands or are friends with admins win. Most of the staff are actually heartless and don't care about the people who play the game. One of the developers is also known for being bad at taking jokes. Some of the staff including the owner once started an immense chain spam and then muted anyone who joined in, and even muted some people who were completely innocent. Allegedly, the admins are pedophiles who exchange customs for nudes from under aged girls.
If you are mentally ill or don't desire to develop a gambling addiction, then don't play this game.
If you're charismatic or an attractive female, you could easily get free shit.
In the game, you roll completely randomized stands. The body, the head, the moves, color, the pose, and everything else is randomized. But, it's very hard to get anything good and the game is very unforgiving to the point where it almost seems like it's designed to fuck you over. Despite this, it is quite addicting though it has caused many to develop anxiety and fall into depression.
There is a theory that girls can get custom stands for free by pleasing the developers. There are also some members in the community who are friends with staff thus unfairly granting them free shit. In the Discord server there are frequent giveaways though they are either bad or suspiciously, people who already have really good stands or are friends with admins win. Most of the staff are actually heartless and don't care about the people who play the game. One of the developers is also known for being bad at taking jokes. Some of the staff including the owner once started an immense chain spam and then muted anyone who joined in, and even muted some people who were completely innocent. Allegedly, the admins are pedophiles who exchange customs for nudes from under aged girls.
If you are mentally ill or don't desire to develop a gambling addiction, then don't play this game.
If you're charismatic or an attractive female, you could easily get free shit.
Girl: After I turned on facecam in the Stands Online Discord server the staff offered me free customs!
Boy: No fair, I've literally been grinding for over 1000 hours and I haven't gotten anything at all good.
Boy: No fair, I've literally been grinding for over 1000 hours and I haven't gotten anything at all good.
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