Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

ass stink

the smell that comes off a girls ass when fucking her doggy style. Usually forces you to turn your head and hold your breath. Sometimes pushing her butt cheeks together helps. If severe enough doggy style is not an option.

That dirt bag brod had major ass stink she probably hasn't had a shower in a few days.

by Gtamazing December 20, 2006

spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.

When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.

by The Pillager November 5, 2005

spank dat ass

To strike a backside firmly and convincingly.

You watch yourself, or I will spank dat ass

by Deucebeast June 28, 2007

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

ass-stack

When one man (or lady with strap-on) has three or more naked women stacked up and willing to take it doggystyle in successive turns by the one man (or lady with strap-on). The result of their positioning, lying on top of one-another, forms a stack of asses known as an ass-stack.

"I had 5 girls, naked and willing, in an ass-stack" he said.

by Beef Nachos January 29, 2014

stanky booty ass lil boy

usually an african american child still wearing depends, who has recently shitted himself and hasnt told anyone and continues to play until noticed by his mother or auntie or older sister.

COME HERE....DID YOU SHIT YOURSELF?, **sniffs**, YOU DID!, GO BRING ME A DIAPER YOU STANKY BOOTY ASS LIL BOY!

by defiante August 27, 2009