sqiffy

To be drunk

Man im so squiffy

by James October 23, 2003

squiffed

mildly intoxicated, see squiffy

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 8, 2008

squiffed

It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...

Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol

by bbstyle81 September 1, 2006

squiffy

A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.

I'm a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.

by CeeScott February 6, 2009

Squiffler

Someone who has taken part in a particularly dirty, whorish, shameful, bad, dissapointing, or crude sexual act; one which is too embarrasing to describe with normal phrases.

eww...she's a proper squiffler mate, don't go there!

by woody1000 May 28, 2011

Squifty

Squifty; A Squifty is a stone of a flat circular shape that can be skiffed (squift or squifted) of a stretch of water. A person who does the Squifting action is a Squifter, and to Squift is to squift a squifty stone.

I picked up a small, flat, circular stone and said to myself, "this is a fantastic squifty".

by Godly belly rollz July 22, 2016

squif

Squif = to go skew, usually related to a struggle to focus your eyes.

My eyes have gone sqif.

My sight's gone squiffy

by Sarks88 March 3, 2017