Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"

by Bastement October 4, 2010

Spunk Backfire

When you jizz into the girl's mouth and the skank spits it back at you.

James : WTF was with the spunk backfire?! You got it all over my t-shit!
Alice : *Nervous Laugh*, sorry.
James : Bitch! Oh yer btw, I have herpes.
Alice : Mmmm.

by bumasterflex September 22, 2010

spunk dumpster

A woman who does not actively participate in sex, but instead passively acts as a receptacle for cum.

When she is tired, she will at least be my spunk dumpster.

by Cooey K May 5, 2008

Hunk o’ Spunk

hunk o’ spunk refers to Kel, Kath’s partner in the Australian Kath & Kim TV series.

He is the epitome of boomer male perfection, in her eyes, replete with 80’s neon workout gear and a dramatic comb over.

Well you’re my Hunk o’ Spunk Kel.

by CherieCrocker August 21, 2018

Spunk Ransom

robert Pattinsons nickname, the guy who plays edward cullen in the twilight movie

girl 1- did you see spunk ransom on twilight tuesday?
girl 2- yeah, hes so hot!

by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008

spunkfarmer

a gay man out on the prowl to suck cock, any cock. loves the cock. quite often to be found in public toilets and glory holes.

George Michael was once again caught being a spunkfarmer.

by vojtart April 27, 2006

spunkbuddy

A reliable friend whose only committment to the relationship is casual sex on a repeated basis. Can be penetrative or just mutual jizz spraying. Mostly male gay usage.

I saw my spunkbuddy Ted this week and shot my load over his face. I was in and out of his place in an hour, as I had my bus to catch.

by Lonslo May 27, 2006