Brown Spotted Hyena

A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.

Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.

by calicanuck July 26, 2013

Beard Spotter

One who helps identify food particles and other undesirables in someone else's beard

I would have gone down on that girl with hot sauce in my beard if it weren't for my beard spotter!

by Baldwin West August 6, 2016

spotter

A military term for some one who sits and waits (usually fairly concealed) for something notable to come along and then informs the rest of his group.

A spotter also spots targets for a gunner (for instance on artillery) they will give distance and position information to the gunner so targets can be neutralized quicker.

Spotter: Enemy on ridge 3 o'clock 500m!
Gunner: Sighted
*boom*

by xfire January 21, 2008

poser-spotter

one who has an eye for spotting posers.

if you notice someone is a poser, you are a "poser-spotter"

by poser-spotter October 12, 2003

spook spotting

when someone is tweeked out and seeing hallucinations.

Robyn was spook spotting last night, sayin' there were helicopters outside her window when there wasn't anything there!!!

by BLeH April 12, 2003

celebrity spotting

A fun game to play in which friends compete to point out which people in a crowd look the most like a famous or not-so-famous celebrity. Any celebrity spotting must be verified by a simple majority of the group to count. Male celebrities are worth 1 point, female celebrities are worth 2 points because they're far more difficult. Two of the rarest celebrity lookalikes to spot include Screech and Charles Bronson.

KL: Hey kid, that guy over there looks just like Jake Busey, who you might remember as Muldoon in the Stoned Age.

KW: Sweet celebrity spotting, bro-seph!! That's almost as good as my Charles Bronson spotting last week.

by Karl L August 29, 2006

yellow spotted fiddle fart

a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.

Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.

by painshowerintheladyflower April 21, 2011